Boy do I want some nice Weyland-Yutani merchandise. The corporate motto, "Building Better Worlds," is preferable. Not the Japanese version perhaps though, despite the xenomorphesque aesthetic of the script. I don't want that association with cringeworthy kids' cartoons. The Japanese are winning the cultural war, but they are losing a lot of the battles.

Nov 6, 2025

No, I totally want the Japanese version. I wanna help them break that association. My stern face will ennoble the thing. People will look at it and think, "No way that's some weaboo shit. I suppose those squiggly lines can, just like English, denote an employment for an expansionist highly ambitious morally gray bleeding-edge techno-industrial megacorpration!"